My name's Risty. I'm a 20-something father of one, an aspiring manga artist, and an avid gamer. I'll post anything and everything I feel is necessary on here.

2nd September 2014

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I’ve finally done it.  I made it through to Assassin’s Creed III.  I know it’s not the newest game in the series, but it’s the one I’ve been looking forward to the most.  I know I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again, I can’t believe I never took the time to actually start playing this series until now.

The only thing that’s upsetting is that this one is actually putting a strain on my graphics card.  I was able to get pretty close to 60 frames during the introductory stage, but once I actually made it into Boston, things dipped immensely.  I’ll only get that buttery-smooth 60 FPS if I’m staring at the ground.  I’m averaging about 35-40, given that there isn’t TOO much to render.

I think it may be time for an upgrade, soon…

Tagged: personalAssassin's CreedACIIIAC IIIAssassin's Creed IIII need more fuckin' money

26th August 2014

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Know what, I don’t give a fuck if I lose followers for this.  When I first joined Tumblr back in 2011, it was pretty god damn rare to ever see anything “controversial” or “political.”  I came here for lulz, Dir en grey, and art.  Now it’s just a lot of whiney assholes who like to bitch about every little fucking thing even if it doesn’t pertain to them.

  • Fuck your triggers.
  • Fuck your political correctness.
  • Fuck your sensitivity.
  • Fuck your so-called “Feminism.”

And most of all…

Fuck you.

That is all.

Tagged: personalranti'm fuckin' donetired of your shittumblrfuck y'all

18th August 2014

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God dammit.  The French are at it again.

God dammit. The French are at it again.

Tagged: baguette Eiffel Towerpersonallol work time

4th August 2014

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I fully regret not getting into the Assassin’s Creed franchise any sooner than I have.  Two main entries down, 4 more to go.  I don’t know if I’ll make it in time for Unity.  That makes me sad.

Tagged: personalgamingassassin's creedOMFG I'm stupid for ignoring it until now

23rd July 2014

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So, um…

My birthday kind of came and went…

And nothing happened.

No cake.  No gifts.  No friends.  

I spent my birthday…doing the same shit I do every day.

…I should’ve worked.

Tagged: personalbirthdaysi'm not sure if this is an improvementor not

9th July 2014

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kingsxoqueens:
Why are there no visible notes about the fact that Will Smith is wearing the unthinkable:  Sandles (velcro ones, at that!) with socks.

kingsxoqueens:

Why are there no visible notes about the fact that Will Smith is wearing the unthinkable:  Sandles (velcro ones, at that!) with socks.

Tagged: reblogjust...y'knowa semi-genuine concern

Source: upnorthtrips

7th July 2014

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This whole “Tumblr vs. 4chan” thing makes me giggle.  Y’all motherfuckers take it too seriously.

Tagged: 4chantumblr4chan raidslike seriouslywho gives a fuck?

30th June 2014

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Reblog if you ever

smellsliketeensh1t:

thebookofweaknesses:

- made your self throw up
- starved
- took a razor to your skin
- felt like your not good enough
- thought about suicide
- attempted suicide
- burnt your self
- got bullied
- been called ugly/fat etc..
- or harmed your self in any way
- cried your self to sleep
- been abused
I will message every fucking single one of you.

All of these but one:(

Not often I reblog stuff like this, but…  I had to, this time.  Nearly all of them.

Tagged: reblogserious shit

Source: thebookofweaknesses

27th June 2014

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So the Steam Summer Sale is going on right now.  I was just kind of sitting here.  Then I accidentally bought 8 games…  Whoops.

Tagged: steampc gamingFUUUUUUUUUUCKmy wallet weepspersonal

13th June 2014

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foofums:

shercocklocked:

d34th4ndc0tt0nc4ndy:

zdentis:

I’ve been laughing at this for five minutes holy frick

THIS IS THE SKELETON OF A MAN WHO SUFFERED FROM YAOI HEAD SYNDROME


r.i.p.

OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

It could also totally be the skeletal structure of the Colossal Titan.  Y’know.  Just sayin’.

foofums:

shercocklocked:

d34th4ndc0tt0nc4ndy:

zdentis:

I’ve been laughing at this for five minutes holy frick

THIS IS THE SKELETON OF A MAN WHO SUFFERED FROM YAOI HEAD SYNDROME

r.i.p.

OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

It could also totally be the skeletal structure of the Colossal Titan.  Y’know.  Just sayin’.

Tagged: reblog

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13th June 2014

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shithowdy:

nsfw-poontang:

tsunglasses:

If you haven’t heard this you’re life is incomplete.

HAHHAHhahahHAHAHAHA

You don’t think it’ll get any worse after the wet slapping sounds. Then you’re on the ride of your life.

What in THE FUCK did I just listen to?

Tagged: reblogWTFdudewhat is this even

Source: tsunglasses

9th June 2014

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krudman:

coelasquid:

Okay, Cuphead wins the prize.

I am a fan of this

Holy shit, I didn’t know how bad I needed something like this.

Tagged: CupheadE3 20141920's Animation ftw

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23rd May 2014

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Been doing a little more doodling, lately.  Trying to develop my style a little more.

Trying to add a little more “realism” to it.

If anyone really remembers, this is Grace and Aiden.  Two characters I’ve been drawing since I was in my junior year of high school.

Tagged: artpersonalI'm actually proud of myselfa little

21st May 2014

Photoset reblogged from Ningyo-Mizu with 79,229 notes

wibblywobblytime-ywimey:

mermaidmagicart:

Finally it’s finished. A really quick informational comic about women in games for my Sociology final. So yeah there’s a lotta stuff here. UuU

Special thanks to those who gave their stories for me to use: clouddesu /starryeyed-freak / and the anon

I’ve SEEN that guy she’s described and he always does it, no matter what game he makes a comment.

This comic is so god damn true, you go Aimee. This is fantastic.

This is important.  I’ve been playing video games for the past 24 years of my life.  I’ve been really excited, over the last few years, to find out just how many girls actually do play games.  I grew up with people telling me shit like this; that girls don’t play video games, or CAN’T.  I knew it was the biggest crock of shit that I had ever heard.  The internet has greatly disproved that in recent years.  And I’m all for it.  Guys need to stop being complete dicks when they find out they’re playing with/against a girl.  I welcome the fact.  

Tagged: reblogFUCKING THISseriously

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15th May 2014

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.___.  I just realized that the doodle has garnered me the first notes I’ve had in over 4 months.